Alexi Laiho - Children of Bodom
During the first US tour we did, over a year ago, there was this crazy chick. She actually came onto the bus and said: “Ok, I´m gonna be here for the rest of the tour.” And I was like: “Ok, whatever, you can be here, it´s cool. This is totally stupid though, but… “ What happened was that I was totally fucked up, I was drunk, out of my mind, and I ended up having sex with this girl on my bunk, I slept on the top bunk of the bus. And afterwards I said to the chick: “I´m gonna go and have a cigarette, so just have fun.” She stayed there and I went into the back lounge and had a cigarette. After that I seriously just wanted to go back there and just go to sleep, but I opened the curtain and our sound guy was fucking that same chick on my bunk. I was like: “Dude, are you gonna take a long time? I wanna go to sleep.” And he was like: “Hold on for ten minutes and we´re gonna be done.” I thought: “Fine, I´ll go to Janne´s bunk right beneath mine.” I went there and me and Janne were lying there listening to them having sex and they just kept going forever. Was that fucked up enough?!
^“Fine, I´ll go to Janne´s bunk right beneath mine.” I went there and me and Janne were lying there listening to them having sex
^I went there and me and Janne were lying there
^ me and Janne were lying there